What goes around comes back around – Ashley Madison cheating on her users!

Updated on August 22, 2015

While your social media is taunting you with pictures of your once insane batch mates and friends taking a plunge into sanity by tying a knot with another ex-insanitie (two negatives make a positive), people who’ve long taken the route and have grown weary of it have found solace in the arms of AshleyMadison.com!

For someone who has been a dedicated pupil of the insane school since her very existence, the knowledge of the existence of this adultery-promoting site was acquired by me in recent times. What amused me the most is the fact that a country which glorifies itself for being a land of stable institutes as compared to their western counterpart contributes to a good chunk of the site’s population. Reportedly over 2.7 lakhs of its 37 million clients are Indians (this is called proper channelization of manpower).

Ashley Madison
Shhhhh…let’s have an affair

If your residential address isn’t rock or you are a member of this prestigious site, you already know
the connection of the term hacked with the site’s name. Impact Team, the one who got away with all the information once safe with the site had one demand-shut the site and kiss it goodbye! Avid Life Media seemed to take the hacker group’s threat lightly, the result of which can be now found online.

The hackers dumped data of 9.7 gigabytes in the dark web on Tuesday. The results? Your Honey I’m working on a presentation excuse would not work anymore (that is, if your spouse has techilicious bone in his or her body). “Bwahahahahaha….. I keyed in my neighbor’s details”, God save the neighbor from his raging bull of a wife (or husband, for that matter)! But if you in your anxiousness to cheat, keyed in your credit card details, then you are in for a ride to hell. Chances are your profile, address and name is right out in the open for one to read in a Tor browser.

An initial look into the dumped data has revealed two things which are worth noting-

1. 15000 of them are .mil and .gov addresses-extension of US army’s and government’s mailing address. Moral-Not every soldier is writing a moving letter *wink* *nudge* to his wife back home!

2. Many profile with worth-having-an-affair-looking picture are fake. Moral-Look before you leap! Chances are your spouse is only fantasizing to have an affair with a body who doesn’t even exist. Don’t maim him (you cannot maim her on any ground …remember DOMESTIC VIOLENCE) ….for life!

So which side are you on the pursuer or the persecutor?

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